Several of the things in this survey are true because of my having Asperger's Syndrome. Saw this in 's journal and decided to try it too.

Prep
[ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
[ ] I am/was a cheerleader.
[ ] I'm pretty ditzy.
[ ] I wear pink 24/7.
[ ] My looks are very important to me.
[x] I can’t live without my cell phone. (I don't have a house phone.)
[x] My hair is always straight. (used to be curly, but it's way too thick)
[ ] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[ ] I laugh 24/7.
[ ] I have a million friends.
[x] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[ ] I'll only date popular guys.
[x] I listen to rap & pop music. (Pop, yes; rap, no)
[ ] I have at least one designer bag.
[ ] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[ ] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[ ] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[x] I don't have a job (going back to college this fall)
[ ] I wear lots of makeup.
[ ] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[ ] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total = 5


Emo
[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[ ] I self mutilate myself.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[x] I cry when I see dead animals. (I'm an animal lover)
[ ] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[x] No one understands me. (Cept close friends and family)
[ ] I don't talk too often.
[x] I look down when I walk. (mostly on stairs or walking uphill/downhill...I'm a clutz.)
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] My fingernails are black.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[x] I love Hot Topic. (Best place for Zedla T-Shirts. )
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total = 4

Nerd

[ ] I have straight A's.
[x] I wear glasses.
[ ] I always do my homework and study.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games = Love.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[x] I carry a calculator with me. (Don't really know why though...)
[x] I bring my lunch to school. (I did up until high school...I'm a picky eater.)
[x] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar.
[ ] I read a lot.
[x] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.
Total = 9

Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind.
[x] I have 0% of school spirit.
[ ] Forget you I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.
[ ] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a crap what people think of me.
[ ] If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[ ] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[x] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total = 5

Jock

[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[x] I eat a lot. (Snacking, I don't have an althetic bone in my body)
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic.
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = 1

Comedian

[x] I'm very funny.
[ ] I'm always making jokes.
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I always entertain people by being funny.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[x] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[ ] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[ ] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total = 6

Shy

[x] I don't have a lot of friends.
[ ] I don't talk too much. (Depends on the situation. I can be VERY talkative when I want to.)
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[ ] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[x] I look down when I walk
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties. (I prefer to stay at home.)
[x] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works. (mostly cause I'm a hermit. )
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom. (I'm near-sighted. I have to sit up front.)
[ ] I never join in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers?
[x] I talk quietly, and people say "What?" (I sometimes mumble or talk too fast.)
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[x] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 6

Goth

[x] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[x] I'm very, very pale. (I can tan, I just don't go outside for very long.)
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[ ] I love creepy, weird movies.
[ ] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[ ] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[ ] I love pain.
[ ] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[ ] I love to scare people.
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
Total = 2

Weirdo

[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[x] I still use a wheeled backpack. (Most bags are too heavy, and I have back problems sometimes.)
[x] People laugh at me.
[x] I walk really funny. (toe-walk...mostly at home)
[x] I have a very different sense of style. (not so much different as "no" sense of style.)
[x] I talk in a robot voice often. (Used to when I was younger.)
[x] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes. (I get urges to jump up and run around the house for no apparent reason.)
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[ ] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[ ] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[ ] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = 12

Antisocial

[ ] I hate most people
[x] I prefer to be alone. (or in small groups)
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[ ] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are freakin idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[x] I live in my room, writing in my diary. (No diary, but I rarely leave my house.)
[ ] I go out of my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[x] I despise people who talk too loudly. (Don't most people?)
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[x] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[ ] I don't know why I am the way I am. (I found out I have Asperger's Syndrome, which has helped me somewhat.)
[ ] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people who don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total = 5

Skater

[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear skater shoes only.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 0

Christian Girl/Boy

[x] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church. (I prefer long dresses or dressy pants.)
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[x] My whole family is very religious.
[ ] I've never been on a date.
[x] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[x] My beliefs are very strong.
[x] I'm waiting for marriage until sex. (I'm married, and I did.)
[x] I wear a cross necklace. (sometimes. My husband got me one for Christmas the first year we were dating.)
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[x] I believe in God.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[x] I never go out and party.
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[x] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[x] I sing Christian songs. (I love old church songs.)
Total = 10

Gangsta

[ ] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and hoes.
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a fuck about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my hoes.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[ ] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out
Total = 0

Bully

[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[ ] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total = 0

Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy. (haven't played it much)
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero own.
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[x] I even play alot of computer games.
[x] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day. (World of Warcraft...need I say more?)
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[x] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games. (My husband is a bigger gamer than me. )
[x] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before.
[x] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[ ] My grades are eh.
[x] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS.
[ ] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[x] I have at least 3 memory cards.
[ ] I watch lay.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years.
[x] I always look up video game cheats. (GameFAQs.com is my friend.)
Total = 12

Redneck

[ ] Elvis is still alive.
[ ] I hunt. (I have family that does.)
[x] I fish. (used too, too bored with it now)
[ ] I own something camouflage.
[x] I eat venison (once, was ok)
[x] I live in the country.
[x] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[x] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[ ] I have over 10 pets.
[ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[ ] I wear a cowboy hat.
[x] I've ridden a tractor before.
[ ] My jeans are always dirty.
[x] I have a southern accent. (I used to speak better...my step-dad's family is VERY southern and it rubbed off on me.)
[x] I say y'all.
[ ] Yankees can frick off.
[x] I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
[x] I'm kind of poor. (newly married, working on my career.)
[ ] I've caught a fish then ate it before. (I love fish, but I haven't eaten one I personally caught.)
[ ] I work hard.
Total = 10

Cowgirl/Cowboy

[ ] I live on a farm. (Grandparents have one.)
[ ] I own at least 2 horses.
[ ] I own a pair of cowboy boots.
[x] I own a cowboy hat.
[ ] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
[ ] I ride a tractor.
[x] I live in a small town.
[ ] I've lived in Texas before.
[ ] I wear flannel shirts.
[x] I wear overalls. (Not as much now.)
[x] I say y'all and howdy.
[ ] I have other animals on a farm. (Grandparents raise cattle.)
[x] I've been in a rodeo before.
[x] I've ridden a mechanical bull before. (They had one at my senior graduation party, and BOY was I SORE afterwards. )
[x] I love home cooking, country style.
[ ] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
[ ] I say yee-haw!
[ ] I've went to horse races before.
[ ] I love cowboy movies.
[ ] I square dance.
Total = 7

Social Butterfly

[ ] I have a lot of friends.
[x] I get along with everybody. (most people anyway)
[ ] I enjoy talking to different people.
[ ] I'm a people person.
[x] I love having tons of fun.
[ ] People come to me for advice.
[ ] People take an instant liking to me.
[ ] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[ ] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[ ] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[x] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[ ] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[ ] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[x] I'm pretty cheerful.
[ ] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[x] I never want to argue with people.
[x] I love talking.
[ ] I always have fun doing anything.
[x] I'm optimistic.
[ ] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = 7

Stoner

[ ] I've tried at least 2 different drugs before.
[ ] I always feel chill or extremely hyper.
[ ] Getting high is awesome.
[ ] My room smells like pot.
[ ] I've been caught with drugs before.
[ ] All my money goes toward buying drugs.
[ ] I've sold drugs before.
[ ] 4/20 frickin rocks.
[ ] I'm fascinated with the color green.
[ ] I own something with a pot leaf on it.
[ ] I have lots of air freshener so my parents won't suspect I smoke pot in my room.
[ ] I've been to school high before.
[ ] I'm a slacker.
[ ] I couldn't care less about school and my grades.
[ ] I see things that aren't there sometimes.
[ ] I'm like 'whatever' to everything.
[ ] I've skipped class to get high with friends.
[ ] I've resorted to more powerful drugs like cocaine or meth because pot is so lame.
[ ] Marajuana should not be illegal.
[ ] Drugs make me feel good.
Total = 0

Whore

[ ] I've had at least 10 boy/girlfriends. (Only 3)
[ ] I've hooked up with a random guy/girl whose name I didn't know.
[x] I'm not a virgin. (I'm married, and he's the ONLY guy I've been with.)
[ ] I've made out with at least 20 different guys.
[ ] I dress like a slut, sure.
[ ] I'm a bitch and I know it.
[ ] I use my body to get what I want.
[ ] I've hooked up with someone for money before.
[ ] I've done things I regret while high or drunk.
[ ] I've dated someone at least 3 years older than me.
[ ] I party often.
[ ] I get drunk all the time.
[ ] Other girls give me dirty looks a lot.
[ ] I've gotten in trouble for what I've worn before.
[ ] I've had my thong show before on purpose.
[ ] I have random piercings.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] Guys flirt with me all the time.
[ ] I act really ditzy.
[ ] I've cheated on my boyfriend before.
Total = 1

Slacker

[ ] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[x] I sleep past noon on weekends. (Everyday. )
[ ] I miss a lot of school.
Total = 1

Raver

[ ] I party all the time.
[x] Glow Sticks kick ass.
[ ] I love nightclubs.
[ ] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
[ ] I have tons of energy.
[ ] I love to dance.
[ ] I go out nearly every night.
[ ] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[ ] I've DJ'd before.
[ ] I've taken a party drug before.
[ ] I love fog machines.
[ ] I have crazy dance moves
[ ] I sleep all day and party all night.
[ ] Techno music is life.
[ ] I love popping pills, especially X.
[ ] I love neon body paint.
[ ] I shake my ass in clubs.
[ ] I've grinded before.
[ ] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people.
[ ] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.
Total = 1

Hippie

[ ] I'm a tree hugger.
[ ] I want to save the earth.
[ ] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
[ ] I'm comfortable with nudity.
[x] I have long hair.
[ ] I make the peace sign a lot.
[ ] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[ ] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[ ] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[x] I love tye dye.
[x] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[ ] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[ ] I love 60's music.
[ ] I'm always chilled out.
[ ] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[ ] I wear bell bottoms.
[ ] I say groovy all the time.
[ ] I love smiley faces.
[ ] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 3

Goody Goody

[x] I make really good grades. (When I really try. I can sometimes slack off.)
[ ] I'm teachers pet. (Not so much "pet", but I get along with my teachers really well.)
[ ] I act sickly sweet to people.
[x] I'm nice to everybody.
[ ] I act happy 24/7.
[x] I go to church every Sunday. (I at least try to.)
[ ] I never cuss. (Sometimes, unfortunately.)
[x] I always say hi to everyone.
[x] I dress appropriately.
[x] I want to portray a pure image. (Well, I don't want people thinking I'm white trash.)
[ ] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson.
[ ] I want to impress everybody.
[ ] I've never been called rude.
[x] I'm one of the nicest people.
[ ] I want to achieve everything.
[ ] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[ ] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[ ] I'm in many different clubs.
[ ] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[x] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 8

Band Geek (This is most DEFINETLY my little sister)

[ ] I love band class.
[x] I play at least one instrument. (Piano, learning to play an electric bass.)
[ ] I go to all my band concerts.
[ ] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[ ] I've won awards for band.
[ ] I've been to band camp.
[ ] I'm in the marching band.
[ ] I wear my marching band uniform often.
[ ] People have called me a band geek.
[ ] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[ ] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
[ ] I hope I get a band scholarship.
[ ] Marching band is fun.
[ ] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[ ] I like football games....for the band!
[ ] Band is way better than anything else.
[ ] I carry my instrument home every night.
[ ] I only date other people in band.
[ ] I go on band field trips.
Total = 1

Choir Nerd

[x] I sing all the time.
[ ] I want to try out for American Idol.
[x] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[ ] I've won awards for choir.
[x] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[x] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[ ] I sing every single day.
[x] I know what range of voice I am. (Alto, I can't sing really high.)
[x] I love singing duets. (I love singing with my grandfather at church. He has a great singing voice too.)
[x] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[ ] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[ ] I want to go to a music college.
[ ] I watch American Idol religiously.
[ ] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[ ] Choir is my favorite class.
[ ] I've won All Region before.
[x] I hum alot.
[ ] I write down lyrics all the time.
[ ] I want to be a singer.
[ ] I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total = 8

Ok...so it looks like I'm a wierd, Christian, nerdy, redneck gamer. Wierd combo, huh? lol